Here are a couple that came from JuneBug recently:
"Can I call Uncle John to tell him to come pick up all these toys?"
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Papa: Do you know what "chasten" means?
JuneBug: It means running down the hill.
JuneBug: I love you.
Mamma: I love you too.
JuneBug: Maybe Papa loves me too?!
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"Peanut is teaching me bad habits."
JuneBug: In the old days did we have a red car?
Mamma: Yes.
JuneBug: But now in the nice days we have a van?
Mamma Yes.
JuneBug: I like the nice days.
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JuneBug: Where are you reading?
Mamma: 1 John
JuneBug: Can I read in 1 Will?
Papa: Do you know what "chasten" means?
JuneBug: It means running down the hill.
JuneBug: I love you.
Mamma: I love you too.
JuneBug: Maybe Papa loves me too?!
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"Peanut is teaching me bad habits."
JuneBug: In the old days did we have a red car?
Mamma: Yes.
JuneBug: But now in the nice days we have a van?
Mamma Yes.
JuneBug: I like the nice days.
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JuneBug: Where are you reading?
Mamma: 1 John
JuneBug: Can I read in 1 Will?
JuneBug: Hey Mom guess what I found on the bathroom door?
Mamma (in a voice that is kind of scared to ask): What?
JuneBug: Hinges! But they are rusty.
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We were talking about marriage at the table the other day and in the midst of that conversation JuneBug had these questions:
JuneBug: Who am I going to marry?
Us: We don't know
JuneBug: I know. I can marry Hannah!
Us: Why do you wan to marry her?
JuneBug: Because she is my friend (interupts himself) Oh! I can marry Elijah! He is my friend too.
Us: You can't marry Elijah. Boys can't marry each other
JuneBug: I'll marry Hannah and Elijah!